What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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