3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Randomize
