We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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