apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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