But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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