I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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