i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
