Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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