I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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