This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
