Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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