One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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