a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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