The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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