All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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