i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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