I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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