worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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