It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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