ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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