somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
pop tarts are not kleenex
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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