its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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