About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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