hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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