is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Randomize
