David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
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