I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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