just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
That accounts for only three of the penises
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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