So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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