Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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