no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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