just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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