its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
it was like having sex with a tree stump
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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