Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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