at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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