Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
