i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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