She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
