we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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