why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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