Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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