It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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