I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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