don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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