I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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