Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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