I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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