I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Randomize
