I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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