it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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