So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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