READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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